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Obviously if I haven't been out, my chances of getting some have been slim.
I work in the call center at the bank and Wednesdays are a little slow. There were gaps of a couple minutes between calls today. I started daydreaming and going off into lala land. Basically I was having dirty thoughts about my extremely good looking coworker seducing me. Unbeknownst to me, I got so into my day dream I started panting and moaning juuuust a little bit. That is seriously how deprived I have been.
It's fine and all, because it wasn't loud enough for anyone in the cubicles surrounding mine to hear... except a call came in and it never beeped like it's supposed to! So here I am deep in the throws of passion in my mind when a very elderly man says 'Hellllooo? Is this the bank? Or did I dial some 900 number on accident?'. Deepest. Shade. Of. Red. My. Face. Has. Ever. Turned.
So yesterday I was feeling pretty hopeless about my social life and decided to take action. I went to Outback with Alina for dinner, and then I got a hold of Linds to go dancing. I got all jazzed up and looked hot to trot. I was wearing this heather gray wifebeater that I stenciled "SUPPORT EMO: BREAK HIS HEART" onto. Then I had on super duper low rise jeans with pointed toe black stilletos and I had a chain on my jeans. When we got there, I ran into 2 exes and the lady who was in the holding cell with me when I was arrested who wanted to make me her bitch. Then to top it off I saw this girl who in a drunken night I made out with naked in a hot tub. Long story. And as if that wasn't enough some girl knew who I was and was like my man cheated on me with you!! SOOO I LEFT! UGH!! DRAMA!
Anyways now I'm going tanning because of the benefits the Vit D from the UV rays has on my mood. Winter sucks. Work is for stiffs. I ordered some natural bra today that's supposed to make my boobies one cup size bigger. TIG OLE BITTY D CUPS HERE I COME.
I work in the call center at the bank and Wednesdays are a little slow. There were gaps of a couple minutes between calls today. I started daydreaming and going off into lala land. Basically I was having dirty thoughts about my extremely good looking coworker seducing me. Unbeknownst to me, I got so into my day dream I started panting and moaning juuuust a little bit. That is seriously how deprived I have been.
It's fine and all, because it wasn't loud enough for anyone in the cubicles surrounding mine to hear... except a call came in and it never beeped like it's supposed to! So here I am deep in the throws of passion in my mind when a very elderly man says 'Hellllooo? Is this the bank? Or did I dial some 900 number on accident?'. Deepest. Shade. Of. Red. My. Face. Has. Ever. Turned.
So yesterday I was feeling pretty hopeless about my social life and decided to take action. I went to Outback with Alina for dinner, and then I got a hold of Linds to go dancing. I got all jazzed up and looked hot to trot. I was wearing this heather gray wifebeater that I stenciled "SUPPORT EMO: BREAK HIS HEART" onto. Then I had on super duper low rise jeans with pointed toe black stilletos and I had a chain on my jeans. When we got there, I ran into 2 exes and the lady who was in the holding cell with me when I was arrested who wanted to make me her bitch. Then to top it off I saw this girl who in a drunken night I made out with naked in a hot tub. Long story. And as if that wasn't enough some girl knew who I was and was like my man cheated on me with you!! SOOO I LEFT! UGH!! DRAMA!
Anyways now I'm going tanning because of the benefits the Vit D from the UV rays has on my mood. Winter sucks. Work is for stiffs. I ordered some natural bra today that's supposed to make my boobies one cup size bigger. TIG OLE BITTY D CUPS HERE I COME.