tuberculosis
had a TB scare dropped on me last night, but the person ended up having the latent kind and I'm ok too. I was playing out all the possible phone calls I'd have to make to friends "Hey, I got TB. Huh? Yeah, that shit you get in Siberian political prisons. Fuck, I dunno you cough up blood and lose a bunch weight. Yeah, one of the other fuckers at the round table gave it to me. Alright man I gotta go, I guess we're even from that time you gave me the black plague." click