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so i was scrolling through my random sites i go to, and i saw a website with a bunch of harry potter insults. my favorite is.
Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake
then there are these i also like.
Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio
Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
your mom is so fat if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill
Yo momma’s so fat her wand is a Slim Jim
Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake
then there are these i also like.
Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio
Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
your mom is so fat if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill
Yo momma’s so fat her wand is a Slim Jim