Funniest way to start the day.

[bfscollegegirl]

Ever.

Genevieve has this alarmclock...it is an oldfashioned bitch of an alarmclock that is guaranteed to raise the dead, and if allowed to go off long enough it will curb them from eating flesh. Seriously, just tell a zombie you will never shut that thing off as long as it eats flesh and that fucker would agree to starve to death if you'd just shut

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[ex_gen316]

Dude, I... laughed too...

It probably would have been funnier if I had stared at you guys blankly, though.

[mendal]

Liar

[bfscollegegirl]

I said that too! She protested she was laughing on the inside.

[ex_gen316]

*sticks out tongue*

[minty_fresh24]

heh. I Still can't say it or type it without laughing till I cry. If I try, I snort.

haha...me either...and i'm sitting in the middle of the computer lab at isu trying not to call attention to myself...THANKS A LOT!

hehehe...

[bfscollegegirl]

So that could be a little bit embarassing.
But if they ask, simply tell them you are busy helping a friend take it up the pooper