Funniest way to start the day.
Ever.
Genevieve has this alarmclock...it is an oldfashioned bitch of an alarmclock that is guaranteed to raise the dead, and if allowed to go off long enough it will curb them from eating flesh. Seriously, just tell a zombie you will never shut that thing off as long as it eats flesh and that fucker would agree to starve to death if you'd just shut the alarm off, for God's sake shut it OFF!!!
This morning the alarm went off after Shayne and I had gotten about 4 hours of sleep. Genevieve, as per usual, slowly OH SO MOTHERFUCKING SLOWLY clambered out of her top bunk bed and shut the fucker off after several minutes of pure agony and misery on my part. Shayne crawled out of the bed and plopped down on my floor muttering "ugggghh...I think my brain was just raped"
I stared at him blankly for a few moments. "Yeah... I think mine was sodomized against it's will."
"Your brain takes it up the pooper!" he exclaimed with joy.
We both promptly fell over laughing while Genevieve blinked at us in stark unamusement (that bitch).
Thats right kids. My brain takes it up the pooper at 8 am. Shayne said so.
heh. I Still can't say it or type it without laughing till I cry. If I try, I snort.