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will be the official language of the European nation rather than
German that was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her
Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement
and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as
"Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.The hard "c" will be dropped in favour
ofthe "k".
This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will
be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph"
will be
replaced with the "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the
stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will
enkourage the removal
of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also,
al wil agre that the
horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go
away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z","w" with "v" and "e" with "i" somver. During ze fifz yir, ze unesesary
"o" kan bi dropd from vords
kontaining "ou"
and after ziz fifz yir, vi vil hav a ril sensibl riten styl. Zer vil bi no
mor trubl or difikultis
and evrivun vil find it izi tu understand ich oza.
Ze drim of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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In ze end, zey vil hav us speaking German as zey vanted in ze ferst pleis.
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In ze end, zey vil hav us speaking German as zey vanted in ze ferst pleis.
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