The Post Where Everyone Gets Dirty
John Casey got into a fight with a flying beast, which escaped into the sky. It left Casey tripping into the fountain. When he pulled himself out of the water, some man made the mistake of commenting on how hot Casey's 'jugs' looked in that wet shirt. Now Casey has his foot shoved in the man's back and his arm twisted back behind him. It's broken.
"How hot do my jugs look now, huh?" It's a grunt. His jaw is locked. Casey is not fucking happy about being in a woman's body. Still. Fuckheads are going to pay.
In grant park, a Rift opened in the sky close to the ground and dumped. It dumped a warm, brown liquid on to Robin Rice, who had been brooding and thinking about the first time that he ever spoke to Jo. He lets out a curse when the liquid hits him and then covers him. It's brown. He takes in a deep breath, nearly choking on it. Chocolate. "Thank God."
Behind him, several scoops of melting ice cream fell and landed on top of JD. Most of JD's body is covered in the ice cream. He's having difficulty pulling himself out of the sticky mess. It's vanilla. He takes a bite of it (not likely a smart idea to trust ice cream that's fallen from the sky). "Yum!"
There was a tar monster chasing after a bird creature. No. Really. The bird got so terrified that it expelled feathers everywhere. This is why Danny is walking back to the Conrad, covered in tar and feathers. The bird creature has decided to adopt him. It's trying to follow him home, and it keeps bopping it's beak gently at the back of Danny's head. It's taller than him... and naked since all its feathers have ended up on him or in a pile with the dead tar monster.
A woman (fire elemental) runs down the sidewalk, screaming, "Hey, get back here! Don't run from me! I'll teach you to stalk someone's boyfriend!" And on and on. A minute after she passes an alleyway, Elizabeth pokes her head out of a dumpster and scrambles out of it. She's covered in... all kinds of trash. There's a neon goo on her shoe. A banana peel is stuck to her thigh. There's a half-empty Chinese food container on her elbow. She's trying to get herself clean, picking various items off of her, and she's wondering when it will be safe to stalk that chick's boyfriend again. He's going to die soon so so getting into a fight was the last thing that woman needed.
Xander has fallen into mud. Actually, he was shoved into it by a far too happy, dog-like beast. It doesn't seem dangerous. It just... seems to like Xander. A lot. It's licking his face with a tongue that's... nearly the size of Xander's head. There's so much mud, and it's getting hard to breathe. "Easy! Easy!"
And the one sad dirty experience of the day, Luke is sitting in the Kashtta Tower lobby, wet from a shower and sweat. There's a rash on his leg. There's a purplish, red patch on his chest. It seems like his body really isn't his own anymore.
"How hot do my jugs look now, huh?" It's a grunt. His jaw is locked. Casey is not fucking happy about being in a woman's body. Still. Fuckheads are going to pay.
In grant park, a Rift opened in the sky close to the ground and dumped. It dumped a warm, brown liquid on to Robin Rice, who had been brooding and thinking about the first time that he ever spoke to Jo. He lets out a curse when the liquid hits him and then covers him. It's brown. He takes in a deep breath, nearly choking on it. Chocolate. "Thank God."
Behind him, several scoops of melting ice cream fell and landed on top of JD. Most of JD's body is covered in the ice cream. He's having difficulty pulling himself out of the sticky mess. It's vanilla. He takes a bite of it (not likely a smart idea to trust ice cream that's fallen from the sky). "Yum!"
There was a tar monster chasing after a bird creature. No. Really. The bird got so terrified that it expelled feathers everywhere. This is why Danny is walking back to the Conrad, covered in tar and feathers. The bird creature has decided to adopt him. It's trying to follow him home, and it keeps bopping it's beak gently at the back of Danny's head. It's taller than him... and naked since all its feathers have ended up on him or in a pile with the dead tar monster.
A woman (fire elemental) runs down the sidewalk, screaming, "Hey, get back here! Don't run from me! I'll teach you to stalk someone's boyfriend!" And on and on. A minute after she passes an alleyway, Elizabeth pokes her head out of a dumpster and scrambles out of it. She's covered in... all kinds of trash. There's a neon goo on her shoe. A banana peel is stuck to her thigh. There's a half-empty Chinese food container on her elbow. She's trying to get herself clean, picking various items off of her, and she's wondering when it will be safe to stalk that chick's boyfriend again. He's going to die soon so so getting into a fight was the last thing that woman needed.
Xander has fallen into mud. Actually, he was shoved into it by a far too happy, dog-like beast. It doesn't seem dangerous. It just... seems to like Xander. A lot. It's licking his face with a tongue that's... nearly the size of Xander's head. There's so much mud, and it's getting hard to breathe. "Easy! Easy!"
And the one sad dirty experience of the day, Luke is sitting in the Kashtta Tower lobby, wet from a shower and sweat. There's a rash on his leg. There's a purplish, red patch on his chest. It seems like his body really isn't his own anymore.