One of the many reasons why I don't get along with my grandmother (my mum's mum).

[on the phone]

Me: Guess what, Nan? My best friend L asked me to be her bridesmaid.

Nan: When's the wedding?

Me: Umm, August next year.

Nan: Oh that's good. At least you'll have time to loose weight and be a pretty bridesmaid.

Me: [stunned silence]

Nan: I ( Read more... )