A meme to procrastinate by.
1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
For me: St Ives Lavender and oatmeal and for Jessie a bar of Dial (he thinks liquid soap is weird)
2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
I hate watermelon so the likliehood of it EVER being in my fridge is slim to none
3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator?
Umm saddly I think the answer is yes. I thought it was a butter tub with butter in it. I was wrong. It is apparently some peas. I don't remember the last time we had peas.
4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink?
Can we not talk about my sink? And yes there are.
5. What would you change about your living room?
The floors. I hate the tile in there now (not to mention it is coming up. HOnestly I would like my living room carpeted. I am one of those weird people who prefer carpet to tile or hardwood.
6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
Clean, which is why there are dishes in the sink
7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?
Nope, but my pantry is looking a bit bare these days
8. White or wheat bread?
White. I can't handle the texture of whett bread. Or the flavor come to think of it.
9. What is on top of your refrigerator?
The bread lives up there. There are also some tortillas (yellow corn and flour) a picture of my sister, a vase with dead dasies in it, a stuffed bunny, and a blue mason jar.
10. What color is your sofa?
A sage green (Jessie thinks it is blue)
11. What color or design is on your shower curtain?
We have an opaque shower liner.
12. How many plants are in your home?
Inside? None that I know of.
13. How many candles are in your home?
Ohh please like I know that. At least one in every room, and a ton in the drawers and the giant box of candle making supplies in the closet.
14. Is your bed made right now?
I don't believe in making my bed unless company is going to see it. So no.
15. If you have a coffee pot, what color is it?
We don't drink coffee and I am a bad enough hostess that I don't even have a pot for when we have company. I should remedy that really.
16. Electric or standard can opener?
Manual
17. Theme in your living room?
Lived in?
18. Colors in the bedroom?
Ok so we have not even attempted to decorate our bedroom. Our room is thame disgusting flesh tone it was when we moved in. I really need to repaint it white if nothing else.
19. Comet or Soft Scrub?
Soft Scrub
20. Is your closet organized?
See that would insinuate we use our closet. Closets are storage space, and other than the garb/linen closet, none of the closets are organized
21. What color is the flashlight that you use the most?
Red
22. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?
Junk. Umm batteries, instruction manuals, twist ties, pez disspensers, video game cartridges, candles, pencils, screws, nails, and other assorted crap.
23. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
Glass normally
24. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
We don't drink tea. There is a pitcher of Kool Aid made...
25. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
Umm I suppose so. We don't really use it. What is out there is half orgamized I suppose.
26. Curtains or blinds?
Blinds. Crappy blinds, but blinds none the less. The cats have nearly destroyed those whywould I give them curtains to destroy too?
27. How many pillows do you sleep with?
One. Well technically two, side by side though. We have a big bed
28. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
No light in the room. We even cover the alarm clock so there is no glow.
29. How many ceiling fans are in your home?
6
30. How often do you vacuum?
Never. No carpets in the house. That and I make vacuum's explode.
31. Standard toothbrush or electric?
Standard
32. What color is your toothbrush?
PInk?
33. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
Yea, and I have no idea where it came from.
34. What is in your oven right now?
The oven racks? I don't store stuff in there.
35. Is your microwave clean or dirty?
Umm probably dirty, I haven't cleaned it in a while.
36. Is there anything under your bed?
I would guess one or two rogue socks and a lot of dust bunnies and hair wookies. I haven't gotten to the bedroom floors yet today.
37. Chore you hate doing the most?
Cleaning the floors. It is so much easier to vacuum carpets than maintain hard surfaces. You have to sweep constantly, and mop and it is a process I hate.
38. What retro items are in your home?
What classifies as retro?
39. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
Why yes we do, though I am the only one who uses it
40. If you have a yard, who mows it?
Jessie or his brother. Today hopefuly.
41. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?
Actually no, I just picked everything up so I could do the floors. Normally there are two rugs on the floor
42. How many mirrors are in your home?
7
43. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
Just the sheep, and that is not hidden.
44. What color are your walls?
The kitchen is a bright yellow, the living and sitting room are an eggplant, the entrance hall and office are a nice off white. The hall and master bath are a stark white, the guest and master bedroom are a hiddeous flesh tone, and the guest bath is wall papered in blues greens and burgandys with a tan accent.
46. Do you have a peephole in your front door?
We do but it is in the door that does not open (we have dounble doors)
47. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
Jessie has two guns, and shells for them, we also have swords and the like strategically placed around the house. I suppose the sight of a large naked man charging down the hall weilding a glaive would be enough to scare off any intruder.
48. What does your home smell like right now?
It smells like fresh cat litter ass the cat box's were just changed.
49. Fave candle scent?
lavender
50. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
Giant dills
51. Who are in the pictures you displayed?
Who isn't in a picture would be an easier question to answer. I have a ton of framed photos, though not enough for my taste. Picture frames are always a good gift for me.
52. What color is your favorite bible?
We used to own a bible, I am almost sure of it. I couldn't tell you if we still did or not.
53. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?
Is this a trick question? As we have empty cabinets right now I would say yes, but those are mostly like the lower pot and pan cabinets. I could use more space for dishes.
54. Do you own a stereo?
Not really. The DVD player plays CD's, we get radio through our cable, and our DVD player, and our XM. That would be it though.
55. How many tvs do you have?
3 one in the living room, one in the guest room, and one in the kitchen.
56. How many house phones?
None. We use our cell phones.
57. Do you have a housekeeper?
Unless I count....
58. What style do you decorate in?
I decorate in my style. I don't think it can really be classified
59. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?
I am more a color person
60. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
Yes there is one that should go in the hall outside the bedrooms.
61. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one quick trip?
Well assuming that my husband and cats were out I have a box with my grandfathers dog tags, my grandmothers charm bracelet, and a few other odds and ends that I would grab. And buttercup. I would be highly tempted to grab the garb box though.
62. Do you know how to work your electrical box?
Work the electrical box? I don't understand what you mean by work. Maybe I am thinking of a different box. We will say yes for now.
63. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you?
During the warm months. 73 at night 76-78 during the day. In the winter about 70 to 74. I get cold easily.