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Nico: What's a "Grown-Up."
Me: It's when you get older and get a job and pay bills and all that fun stuff.
Nico: I'm a grown-up.
Me: Oh really? You have a job?
Nico: (incredulous) Yeah! My job is to pick up toys and stuff like that. See?
Me: Ok, so what bills do you have to pay.
Nico: I find money when I pick up and I have to put it in my bank so I can get things. So I DO pay bills, and that's how.
Me: It's when you get older and get a job and pay bills and all that fun stuff.
Nico: I'm a grown-up.
Me: Oh really? You have a job?
Nico: (incredulous) Yeah! My job is to pick up toys and stuff like that. See?
Me: Ok, so what bills do you have to pay.
Nico: I find money when I pick up and I have to put it in my bank so I can get things. So I DO pay bills, and that's how.