And somehow I accidentally looked at the photo album.....
I told him to 'keep in touch' - said I didn't want to lose track of him again......and he promised....and then failed to keep his end of the bargain. What a waste of money.
If someone so honest can't keep a promise, how can those who are "a little bit dishonest" be expected to? And so many of us aren't quite as honest as we should be, would like to be, are believed to be. Or like me, many of us have honesty but completely lack integrity. I wonder if people were so awful - or even had the option to be - in simpler times.
Simpler times = The Village = not that impressed. Understand why they talked like that (oh! purity) but hate it anyway. Do NOT find self sexually attracted to Miss Weaver. Not even in that sexy-bitch colonial-type get-up she was sporting.
DO find self sexually attracted to many women, especially Shakira. Boobs are AMAZING! I found four issues of penthouse in my mailbox yesterday and two more today. Has life ever taken care of me this well before? Perhaps, but not in the nippular sense. The nippular sense is entirely new.
I need to become gainfully employed at a wage of approximately $10/hour. Post all known available qualifying opportunities here, receive a tootsie pop!
I need to learn a technique other than bribery to get what I need. Hmmmmm. Hhhmmmmmmmmmmm. HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Application? Coagulation? Prostitution? SODOMY?
Oh. Yes.
Hopeless and addicted to NP as ever...
Yours,
B MONEY
If someone so honest can't keep a promise, how can those who are "a little bit dishonest" be expected to? And so many of us aren't quite as honest as we should be, would like to be, are believed to be. Or like me, many of us have honesty but completely lack integrity. I wonder if people were so awful - or even had the option to be - in simpler times.
Simpler times = The Village = not that impressed. Understand why they talked like that (oh! purity) but hate it anyway. Do NOT find self sexually attracted to Miss Weaver. Not even in that sexy-bitch colonial-type get-up she was sporting.
DO find self sexually attracted to many women, especially Shakira. Boobs are AMAZING! I found four issues of penthouse in my mailbox yesterday and two more today. Has life ever taken care of me this well before? Perhaps, but not in the nippular sense. The nippular sense is entirely new.
I need to become gainfully employed at a wage of approximately $10/hour. Post all known available qualifying opportunities here, receive a tootsie pop!
I need to learn a technique other than bribery to get what I need. Hmmmmm. Hhhmmmmmmmmmmm. HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Application? Coagulation? Prostitution? SODOMY?
Oh. Yes.
Hopeless and addicted to NP as ever...
Yours,
B MONEY