Feb 03, 2005 23:27
Ok so this is a tough one.......and I know that, but let's listen with an open heart:
I am planning on going to New Mexico for Spring Break to camp and I need a place for my dog. I have looked into the whole kennel thing and it seems like an option, but I'd rather leave the dog at home, so I am wondering......
Would anyone who will be in Bloomington during spring break be able to take care of my Loki?
This would consist of:
1) Feeding and watering twice a day, as well as taking him out to poop/potty twice a day
2) Spending around an hour a day at my apartment with him, whether it be playing or just being there (you could watch a movie together! I have a HUGE DVD collection!)
3) Staying at the apartment probably two nights over the course of the break so he doesn't freak out and think he's been abandoned (my bed is soft, my room is pretty, I have multiple [new!] pornographic magazines and some dvds too!)
-----other apartment ammenities include, but are not limited to:
*sewing machine
*turntables and a mixer (with no speakers so you probably can't use them)
*a detachable showerhead so the ladies get *extra* pleasure
If anyone chooses to accept this mission, they will receive:
~LOVE
~APPRECIATION
~FROZEN PIZZA AND COCA COLA CLASSIC
......and........
~SEVENTY FIVE TAX FREE DOLLARS!!!!!
I might throw in some hot oral, too, if you're lucky!
ALL TERMS NEGOTIABLE!!!! Respond and become the second coming of Christ!!!
Thanks for reading!!!