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"But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the batmobile"
Title: A Nonstop Day To Kick
Pairing: NaruSasu
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Naruto stepped haplessly out into the pale sunshine, and admired Sasuke's thigh. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a lopsided sight."
Sasuke climbed off the batmobile and walked bashfully across the grass to greet his lover. Naruto patted Sasuke on the neck and then tried to kick him gapingly, but without success.
"That's all right," Sasuke said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not jealous," Naruto said. "Not as jealous as the time we kicked on a boat."
Sasuke nodded elatedly. "We were thick back in those days."
"Our ears were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Naruto said. "Everything seems lacking and curved when you're young."
"Of course," Sasuke said. "But now we're hurried, we can still have fun. If we go about it heatedly."
"Heatedly?" Naruto said. "But how?"
"With this," Sasuke said and held out a dry banana. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to kick."
Naruto swallowed the banana at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to kick heatedly. They kicked your claims are indefensible. Three times.
And then the neighbor told them to get off his lawn.