Discedo; 02 [Video]

[betmyarm]

[HELLO FORTUNA. You are greeted today by Shanks and his giant grin, but he soon backs away enough to reveal someone else is there with him! It's... paradoxdestined]

Heyyy! [Let me just tell you Shanks has probably had most of the alcohol in Discedo. It's evident by the red in his face... But anyway.] Listen up, everyone. We're going to need something from all of

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[gomugomunowin]

[.....Shanks you have completely astounded this pirate. What the actual fuck.]

Shanks.....you're reaaaaaaally drunk.

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[paradoxdestined]

... ... ...

[Looking at Shanks. LMAO THIS HAS BEEN HIS REALITY SINCE THEY HOOKED UP... yep. Looking back at Luffy. ... ... ...Lmao he's just raising his gunblade.]

Your pants.

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[betmyarm]

[He's so cheerful about all of this.]

No way, I'm just getting started! [His sword isn't even out by the way, he's just going to be like. ...Talking it. Yes.]

Oh yeah, we need your pants.

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[gomugomunowin]

Uh......hell no. [Luffy is definitely ready for a fight, bitches.]

And don't even think of trying to take them.

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[paradoxdestined]

Are you going to fight us?

[Stater of the obvious here]

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[betmyarm]

[Oh Squall. Meanwhile Shanks has a better idea. Cue an excited face to the room behind Luffy.]

Whoa, Luffy, where'd you get all of that meat?!

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[gomugomunowin]

Damn stra-- [WHOA WHAT WAIT WHERE TURNING AROUND fml he's so stupid.]

WHERE!??!

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[paradoxdestined]

[Squall just rolls his eyes before moving in to take Luffy's pants with his apparent expert de-pantsing technique. THE THINGS YOU LEARN IN MERCENARY SCHOOL.]

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[betmyarm]

DAHAHAHAHAHA! He actually believed it! [OH GOD HE'S GOING TO BUST SOMETHING DOING ALL THIS LAUGHING. If Squall was successful, he's read to run with him!! If not. Well he'll wait.

Either way though, to Squall:] You probably shouldn't be waving that around. [He means the gunblade. But you know.]

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[gomugomunowin]

[Hey hey Squall guess what. Luffy has something called Observation haki, and it lets him predict moves. SO HE'LL JUST BE JUMPING OUT OF THE WAY NOW.]

Sh-shut up, Shanks! I'm just hungry!

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[paradoxdestined]

[Squall looks at his gunblade. ...Maybe a point. They're not trying to kill anyone. ...Well. No actually he doesn't care if he kills anyone, but warning noted lmao. He raises a hand to his face.

I SUCK AT SPELL DESCRIPTIONS have a Confuse spell Luffy]

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[betmyarm]

[...He's still laughing over here. ISN'T HE THE BEST PARTNER sob.]

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[gomugomunowin]

[Oh shi-- he will dodge that now.] Quit laughing, Shanks!

[Turning back to Squall, he raises his arm out to the side, and his skin bulges up, and then retreats back to his body. His skin gets hotter, and steam comes out of his body.]

Gear Second.

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[betmyarm]

[Shanks does stop laughing, but he's got this smirk. ...And even drunk Shanks can be observant.]

Oi Luffy. You're going to do this over pants? [Implying a sort of "I thought you've grown" tone mixed with "I know you're upset but you should look at what you're doing bro". Yes his tone is that awesome.]

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[gomugomunowin]

HE'S THE ONE WITH A SWORD! And I have to move quickly, I'm not gonna hit him. Watch!

[And he does move in the blink of an eye behind Shanks.] Like that! I won't hit him, honest. [And you know what a horrible liar he is.]

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[betmyarm]

[LOL I like how he's explaining it right in front of him...]

Oh. You need to do that? [REALLY LUFFY.]