[HELLO FORTUNA. You are greeted today by Shanks and his giant grin, but he soon backs away enough to reveal someone else is there with him! It's...
paradoxdestined]
Heyyy! [Let me just tell you Shanks has probably had most of the alcohol in Discedo. It's evident by the red in his face... But anyway.] Listen up, everyone. We're going to need something from all of you, and I expect nothing less than complete cooperation! [Look at his completely cheerful smile now as he rests his one arm on the hilt of his sabre.]
We need... your pants! Dahahahaha!
[Squall rolls his eyes before pointing his gunblade at the screen. He's obviously deathly serious about this if anyone thought this was a joke.] What you choose to do is up to you, but we won't back down. So hand them over!
[That gets Shanks to pause... Briefly. And then he's laughing even louder than before.] DAHAHAHAHA! He's so serious! Can you believe how serious he got?!
[An angry look settles on Squall's face and he slashes his free hand out.]
Of course I'm serious! Why don't you try being serious yourself!!
[Shanks just keeps on snickering as he reaches over to the comm. SQUALL IS SO EASY, IT BRINGS HIM JOY.] I'm completely serious! Watch out. [And off it goes!]
[So for everyone in Discedo, feel free to reply with an action thread. They are seriously going around stealing pants. Yup.]