:-( WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE NO AUDIENCE!? I AM RIGHT HERE MY FRIEND!!! :-D
OH MY GOD. D: How are you so wonderful?? Every one of these-- every one!-- was just spot on!! And I literally LOL'd on the train when I was checking the internet. OH GOD the picture of David Herrick and I nearly peed myself. (Especially since I had just been drawing him? I guess I'll have to scan the picture now...)
WE SHARE A BRAIN. Oh my god. Let's start at the beginning and talk about each one: 1. THIS is way kinky whattt. Miranda is just so naughty. All of the sexual tension from having to put up with Basil for all those years and then finally finding what she needs in the Inspector. They're just so crazy for each other. ;-D What. "Smashing" was also just GREAT. Ahahahaha Ohhh Inspector!
2. EMMA FINLEY and AMY JOLANNA! They are such lesbians. ;-D Mmm. Ahahaha "that bitch Gaye." And predictions about phones in the future, dating themselves badly. XD I loved that.
3. AHHHHHHHHHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG Carson and Fenton!! They are sooooo doing it it's not even funny. They like it down and dirty, like any proper gentleman would! ;-D Fenton always pretending like he's not happy to see Carson and Carson a complete slut! HOORAY!
4. AHAHAHAH thank you for this. I feel like you answered my personal request by writing this. XD OH man Percy is so skeevy. They may not have ever met in the game, but you know he would tots be date raping Robyn. And tying him up only to suck his cock. Er. What. ;-D
5. MRS. PLUM! YES! And her money troubles, ahaha. I bet she didn't tell David Herrick about it. And even if he knew, he's the kind of chap to look the other way. After all, he quite likes Mrs. Plum. I think.
6. "We do everything together, Inspector. Especially sleuthing." OH. MY. GOD. My face looked like--> (*D*) <--that on the train when I was reading it, and the lady across from me gave me a really weird look. I kid you not. Ahahaha just perfect.
7. You are officially my hero with this piece of writing. I think this came right out of game canon. Poor me, though, as I read this and laughed EVERYONE (not just the lady across from me) looked over.
8. Oh god Guy Wingo so got blown right after that story. Ahaha the Abe impostor is such a cheeky American. ;-D Then he went to go "hit some homers" on the cricket field. BUSTED!
9. LOL and that is how Lady Edna got into the Swinger Party scene. ;-D If only I could be a fly on the wall at one of Lady Edna's dinner.
10. HERRICK IS SO GETTING LAID TONIGHT. GUH GUH GUH. ;-D Does Inspector Gage make him put on a red wig? I wonder.
YOU ARE THE BEST--no-- I mean it. Guhhhhhh excuse me while I print this out and drool on it a bit.
Well of course by NO AUDIENCE I meant ONLY ERIN. But that's ok, because you're the best audience in the history of the internet. <3333 (Plus, these are all like, catered specifically to you and will never make any sense to anyone else, ahaha.)
THIS WAS ALSO THE BEST COMMENT EVER. <333 I'm so glad you liked all of them! :D I couldn't decide if I wanted to write some Inspector Gage/Frank/Joe (all-night sex party) or some Fenton/Carson or what, and then I was like, "FUCK IT. LET'S DO BOTH." Plus, you know, I threw in all these other crazy people.
Miranda/Gage is obviously canon, as is Emma/Amy (though they were admittedly filler the last one I wrote >_>).
CARSON AND FENTON, I KIND OF LOVE THEM A LOT. Fenton is still a douche, but he's a sexy douche, and Carson never takes his bullshit anyway. And like, even though he's always the bottom, he's really bossy and demanding and Fenton can never tell him no. >:D
AHAHA PERCY. Even though I essentially wrote all of these for you, I especially wrote this one for you. I can just see Robyn shyly going to see what kind of catering the British Museum has set up, and Percy just completely accosting him. The question is, how did he get Robyn's unconscious body up to the room? Only David Herrick knows.
Macavity is so considerate of other people. They probably thought, "Oh, this poor women has to deal with all of our broken furniture and suspicious stains. We better compensate her accordingly." And Lord Cheswick just pulls this huge wad of bills from out of his coat.
Frank and Joe, WHY SO SLUTTY? (Whatever, I love it.)
Lol, the Mr. Frescura one will also never make sense to anyone who isn't you. Dude, WHAT is with his bowels? D: D: D: David Herrick tried to cover for him, but some problems are just too severe, even for him.
NOT GONNA LIE, I WAS PARTICULARLY PROUD OF THE GUY WINGO SCENE. I mean, what a skeevy guy, propositioning young American baseball players. And Eddie Coogan (yes, I looked up his name in the scrapbook XD) is American, after all, so he'll do anything if the price is right.
I also love the idea of Pomeroy outing Sir Toby at a public place in front of all their friends. Sir Toby would get that face like in his fox hunt sprite. This is now personal canon for me.
Haha, Inspector Gage is such a ho. He gets to be in THREE scenes. But David Herrick is such a good guy. He's there for everyone. Especially if you bribe him.
YOU ARE THE BEST TOOOOO. Otherwise this fic would just be me laughing all by myself.
OH MY GOD.
D: How are you so wonderful?? Every one of these-- every one!-- was just spot on!! And I literally LOL'd on the train when I was checking the internet. OH GOD the picture of David Herrick and I nearly peed myself. (Especially since I had just been drawing him? I guess I'll have to scan the picture now...)
WE SHARE A BRAIN.
Oh my god. Let's start at the beginning and talk about each one:
1. THIS is way kinky whattt. Miranda is just so naughty. All of the sexual tension from having to put up with Basil for all those years and then finally finding what she needs in the Inspector. They're just so crazy for each other. ;-D What. "Smashing" was also just GREAT. Ahahahaha Ohhh Inspector!
2. EMMA FINLEY and AMY JOLANNA! They are such lesbians. ;-D Mmm. Ahahaha "that bitch Gaye." And predictions about phones in the future, dating themselves badly. XD I loved that.
3. AHHHHHHHHHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG Carson and Fenton!! They are sooooo doing it it's not even funny. They like it down and dirty, like any proper gentleman would! ;-D Fenton always pretending like he's not happy to see Carson and Carson a complete slut! HOORAY!
4. AHAHAHAH thank you for this. I feel like you answered my personal request by writing this. XD OH man Percy is so skeevy. They may not have ever met in the game, but you know he would tots be date raping Robyn. And tying him up only to suck his cock. Er. What. ;-D
5. MRS. PLUM! YES! And her money troubles, ahaha. I bet she didn't tell David Herrick about it. And even if he knew, he's the kind of chap to look the other way. After all, he quite likes Mrs. Plum. I think.
6. "We do everything together, Inspector. Especially sleuthing."
OH. MY. GOD. My face looked like--> (*D*) <--that on the train when I was reading it, and the lady across from me gave me a really weird look. I kid you not. Ahahaha just perfect.
7. You are officially my hero with this piece of writing. I think this came right out of game canon. Poor me, though, as I read this and laughed EVERYONE (not just the lady across from me) looked over.
8. Oh god Guy Wingo so got blown right after that story. Ahaha the Abe impostor is such a cheeky American. ;-D Then he went to go "hit some homers" on the cricket field. BUSTED!
9. LOL and that is how Lady Edna got into the Swinger Party scene. ;-D If only I could be a fly on the wall at one of Lady Edna's dinner.
10. HERRICK IS SO GETTING LAID TONIGHT. GUH GUH GUH. ;-D Does Inspector Gage make him put on a red wig? I wonder.
YOU ARE THE BEST--no-- I mean it. Guhhhhhh excuse me while I print this out and drool on it a bit.
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THIS WAS ALSO THE BEST COMMENT EVER. <333 I'm so glad you liked all of them! :D I couldn't decide if I wanted to write some Inspector Gage/Frank/Joe (all-night sex party) or some Fenton/Carson or what, and then I was like, "FUCK IT. LET'S DO BOTH." Plus, you know, I threw in all these other crazy people.
Miranda/Gage is obviously canon, as is Emma/Amy (though they were admittedly filler the last one I wrote >_>).
CARSON AND FENTON, I KIND OF LOVE THEM A LOT. Fenton is still a douche, but he's a sexy douche, and Carson never takes his bullshit anyway. And like, even though he's always the bottom, he's really bossy and demanding and Fenton can never tell him no. >:D
AHAHA PERCY. Even though I essentially wrote all of these for you, I especially wrote this one for you. I can just see Robyn shyly going to see what kind of catering the British Museum has set up, and Percy just completely accosting him. The question is, how did he get Robyn's unconscious body up to the room? Only David Herrick knows.
Macavity is so considerate of other people. They probably thought, "Oh, this poor women has to deal with all of our broken furniture and suspicious stains. We better compensate her accordingly." And Lord Cheswick just pulls this huge wad of bills from out of his coat.
Frank and Joe, WHY SO SLUTTY? (Whatever, I love it.)
Lol, the Mr. Frescura one will also never make sense to anyone who isn't you. Dude, WHAT is with his bowels? D: D: D: David Herrick tried to cover for him, but some problems are just too severe, even for him.
NOT GONNA LIE, I WAS PARTICULARLY PROUD OF THE GUY WINGO SCENE. I mean, what a skeevy guy, propositioning young American baseball players. And Eddie Coogan (yes, I looked up his name in the scrapbook XD) is American, after all, so he'll do anything if the price is right.
I also love the idea of Pomeroy outing Sir Toby at a public place in front of all their friends. Sir Toby would get that face like in his fox hunt sprite. This is now personal canon for me.
Haha, Inspector Gage is such a ho. He gets to be in THREE scenes. But David Herrick is such a good guy. He's there for everyone. Especially if you bribe him.
YOU ARE THE BEST TOOOOO. Otherwise this fic would just be me laughing all by myself.
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