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When I first stumbled across this pairing I was like what what what how what, and then by the next day I was like yeah ok I can dig it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Title: Aspirin
Fandom: OFF
Pairing: The Batter/Zacharie
Rating: PG

( I'm sorry. I don't have anything stronger. )

I feel like a good chunk of my fanfiction exists because nobody writes about the weird things that I like, so I feel compelled (sometimes) to just do it myself. INTERNET, WHY DON'T YOU SHARE MY INTERESTS?

Anyway, I think we can all agree that Ray Shields desperately needs to stop talking to picture frames and go see a psychiatrist already.

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Ok so I played Layton Brothers: Mystery Room and I was like ALFENDI LAYTON, WHAT EVEN. His mere existence contradicts everything I ever wanted to believe about Hershel Layton, and yet I'm so enamored with his batshittery, I couldn't help but be inspired. (P.S. This is the first piece I've written entirely from scratch in almost THREE YEARS ( Read more... )

Livejournaaaaal. D ( Read more... )

So here is a thing that I finally finished!

It took FOREVER, but is very, very dear to me. ;__;

Two years ago I wrote a Hardy Boys fic for yuletide called Our Red Sea, in which I mercilessly killed off Fenton Hardy as a cheap plot device. Joe was the star, but it was the beginning of a glorious new relationship with his endearingly dysfunctional family. ( Read more... )

Guess what time it is! It's yuletide reveal time!

This year my assigned fandom was The Great Escape, the 1963 film detailing the infamous escape of Allied soldiers from Stalag Luft III, a World War II German POW camp. During the summer between my junior and senior year of high school, my father made me watch what I believe to be every World War II film ( Read more... )

Ahaha, why did this take me so long to write? D: Probably because it's nonsensical and OVERFLOWING WITH ANGST.

For those of you who aren't immaculate, the Laura Bow series is made up of two outstanding point-and-click adventures (released in 1989 and 1992, respectively) that feature probably the most unimportant, minor character father in the history of all ( Read more... )

I haven't posted fic in foreeeeeever D: D: D: so here's part of something that I scribbled out on a paper towel at work one day ( Read more... )

A gift for immaculate for letting me invade her house for two weeks. :D ♥

We love closeted middle aged men.

Title: Fenton Hardy's Distraction
Fandom: The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew
Pairing: Fenton Hardy/Carson Drew
Rating: PG-13

Uhhh...this will probably make more sense if you've read The Missing Chums, but then, this is not really a legit fandom, so. \o/

( That missing chapter... )