My mother is so weird. She just came in from the yard growling *literally* at the weed whacker because she said it wasn't working. So she sat here fiddling with it and complaining that the cord was curly... well, that's what weed whacker cords look like, ya know? They're curly until they spin. So she puts it all back together and turns on the ( Read more... )

Let's start the week with a few happy thoughts, shall we?

~ Devin is one week old today.
~ My boss is on vacation alllll week.
~ I spent an entire weekend with my mom.
~ I have new glasses = I can see again
~ Tonight is House of Carters night ( Read more... )

Mini golfing with my baby brother is both fun, and annoying. LOL He is such a SPAZ! *laughs and shakes head* Yeah, like... think of me on my caffeine highs (those of you who have witnessed them via IM or in person know how bad they can get), then times that by about fifteen... that's Brian. LOL And he's non stop... "It's my turn! Okay it's your ( Read more... )

We saw the preview tonight for that 3D space movie for IMAX theaters tonight and out of the blue my mom leans over and says, "That's what Lance wants to do huh?"

I paused for a moment thinking for some reason she was talking about Lance Armstrong *don't ask, I don't know why either* And she says, "It is Lance right ( Read more... )

Why did no one TELL me that Boiler Room was full of hunky men in suits ( Read more... )

I'm gunna try and keep this short and sweet cause I'm tired and grumpy and cold right now and would really like to go to bed! LOL

( Pink, Lenny, Wet Butts, Cold Feet and Sexual Gyrations... )

You ever have to eat Godiva chocolate out of the gold divider thingy with a tiny baby spoon (that once belonged to your neice) because your mom melted it all in her Blazer and each section of the divider has a partially melted hunk of chocolate sitting in a pool of melted filling ( Read more... )