Come on, it's time to put away childish things, and read this brilliant parody of Winnie from Cracked.com
http://www.cracked.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=890 It was pulled from publication - automatically making it great. Have fun.
Christopher Robin was a loser. Take a look who he hangs out with. Any humans in that list?
Nope.
Get in touch with your Outer Adult, as Bill Hicks once said.
Enjoy.