Three letters to the editor

[bethan_b_bad]

Dearest internets:

I make fucking awesome muffins. Especially of the double-choc cherry variety. Thought you ought to know.

Mmmmf,

Me.

Dearest connection:

I hate you. That download had taken three hours and was nearly done when you decided to flicker and die. And now MegaUpload is being an arse and I can't even restart the bloody thing.

Watching John Barrowman flirt appallingly with Dawn French and Whoopi Goldberg is necessary to my existence, damnit.

No fucking love whatsoever,

Me.

P.S. Load pages, damn you. *shakes fist*

Finally, dear Allison Janney,

Please stop being so hot. You are very distracting and also not in my bed. This is all very unfair.

Totally snarksexual and completely not sorry,

Me.