Dear Asshat...
Thank you. I didn't really need those clothes you stole from the laundry room.
Thanks to you...I now have less clothes to wash. Also means I have less clothes to wear. THANKS! I always wanted to start doing laundry twice a week. Now I can pursue that goal.
Thanks to you, fucker, I am now out at least 3 shirts, a couple pairs of pants, my favorite shorts and some underwear. Thank you for making my life that much more depressing. I now get to figure out some way to pull money OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS to go and buy some new stuff cause you couldn't keep your fucking grubby little fingers off someone elses stuff. way to go asshole!
You're lucky I don't know who you are, cause I'd dig a hole, line the bottom with sharp pointy sticks covered in some nasty shit that'll make your dick fall off then I'd push you in.
But I'd pull you out of course.
So i could push you back in again. asshat.
Thank you again for making my despressing life a bit more depressing.
asshole