001 ♘ dragon

[bestvikingever]

 [Do you know what happens when a dragon riding, Viking girl wakes up in a strange house? A great deal of momentary panic and flailing before she jumps out of bed  and is in fight mode. With no weapons or the like nearby, when she reaches the kitchen she finds a knife and frying pan.

Well, hey, these will do just  fine.

Slowly she leaves the house

Comments

B

[white_pretear]

I'm guessing that's sarcasm...but yeah, it's pretty scary.

Re: B

[bestvikingever]

Haven't seen anything scary about this place yet.

[white_pretear]

Well you did just miss the giant robot marching through town.

[bestvikingever]

A giant... what?

[white_pretear]

Robot. It's like a big walking machine. The milkman was controlling it.

[bestvikingever]

Because I really know what any of that is.

[dripping sarcasm, she has it.]