001 ♘ dragon
[Do you know what happens when a dragon riding, Viking girl wakes up in a strange house? A great deal of momentary panic and flailing before she jumps out of bed and is in fight mode. With no weapons or the like nearby, when she reaches the kitchen she finds a knife and frying pan.
Well, hey, these will do just fine.
Slowly she leaves the house armed to the teeth with these two items. Approach with caution because she will swing.]
[B. If you're nice enough to catch her when she's not ready to swing you get a phone call!]
Great. I'm just supposed to believe a place like this can keep a bunch of people here? There's nothing scary about it!
Well, hey, these will do just fine.
Slowly she leaves the house armed to the teeth with these two items. Approach with caution because she will swing.]
[B. If you're nice enough to catch her when she's not ready to swing you get a phone call!]
Great. I'm just supposed to believe a place like this can keep a bunch of people here? There's nothing scary about it!