We're LEAVIN' on a JET PLANE!

[berwaldsverige]

Berwald grinned as he dragged all sleeping inhabitants of his household into the living room. Beside him was a sweet looking old lady.

"This is our pet-sitter, Mrs. Giovanni, she'll baby-sit while we're away so Hana and Wiggins will be well looked after." He began as everyone blinked sleepy-eyed and Mrs. Giovanni just sat to start playing with an

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[tino_suomi]

Tino was already shivering and panting as Berwald continuously lapped and kneaded at his ultra sensitive belly pooch, reapplying only barely faded marks and hickies.

He made a few attempts at speech, but as predicted by his love were drowned out by the knuckle of his finger he put in his mouth to hide his tendency for loud, vocal exclamations of ecstasy. This was just as naughty as the jet ski incident and he found he wasn't feeling as shy about being nookied in the planes' bathroom as he probably should have been. Berwald could introduce some of the naughtiest of ideas. He always thought of ways and places that they could christen that the Finn would have never figured out on his own. If not prodded he may have been content to just sit in his chair and watch all the star wars movies with Eduard... but this? This was a pretty kinky, naughty little idea. (Eeva would wiggle it out of him, certainly. How could he hide anything from her.)

"Berwald?" He sighed. "We can... fit right?"

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Mads chortled and leaned back in his seat. "Mission accomplished."

"You're a very unkind friend." Siguard commented from the Dane's lap.

"It's what bro's do."

"My brother and I were never like that."

"Not brothers, no, bros. A Bro is like a really close male friend."

"Tino and I are rather close, as I am with Arthur."

"Yeah but Tino is and shall always be more like a gal-pal."

Siguard released a little snort and huffed. "So bros are men who rake each other across the coals and remain in a friendship based on heckling each other?"

"Yes."

"That's moronic."

"That's bros." The Dane chortled and hugged his spouse. "I couldn't be your bro, we skipped that phase. I went from just friend to hard for you far too fast. Kiss?"

"You may have one for now." Siguard sighed, planting a demure one on his husband's lips before resting his head on the broad shoulder to continue watching the movie.

[i_got_5_meters]

"Ja, that's what bros do." Gilbert joined in the conversation in an effort to keep himself under control. "You give the other guy hell knowing that he would do the same thing but no matter what happens, when scheiße gets real they're the first person there." He knew that fact full well as he had been in some pretty rough situations that called for a good friend or an intervention. A good bro, he knew first hand, is a vital thing.

Eduard squirmed and shifted slightly, Gilbert's attentions having begun to work their intended magic on him as well. Hell, he wasn't even paying full attention to the movie...and it was A New Hope!! "I wouldn't bother trying to understand some of their eccentricities, Siguard. The simple have their own way of rationalizing the world and it would probably be in our best interest to just let them be."

Before Eduard was able to say anything else, he let out a little meep of surprise at the cool feeling of Gilbert's hand making it's way under his shirt. He tried to swat the pale appendage away for the sake of decency, but his boyfriend was not to be put off.

"Kesesesesesesese...Danskie's right. You totally don't bone a bro. So, sorry Birdie. You can't be my bro. And gott verdammt...do you think the plane would crash if we took over the cockpit and did some invading in there? I almost don't give a shit at this stage."

[berwaldsverige]

"Oh we'll fit" Was Berwald's only words as he SHOWED Tino the joys of "up against the wall, wrap your legs around me and hold on tight" sex.

Tino's cries when muffled against Berwald's sturdy shoulder and he was going to have a few bite marks there later for certain.

It was quick, it wasn't pretty, it was certainly messy, but they did have a sink to wash up in after...

[tino_suomi]

Tino was shuddering and shivering when all was said and done, his head laying weak and limp against his lover's shoulder, where he had only the strength to kiss better some of the ugly red bite marks he'd left. "Sorry," he groaned. "I bit you." His brain fuzzy and not processing things quickly as he took in the warm feeling of afterglow. The Swede could do some pretty amazing things to poor little Tino. It always crashed against him so fast and hard and he knew that after they cleaned each other up he would probably end up napping some more on the flight, probably even sleeping through another star wars movie! But that wasn't the thought on his mind at the moment, his current preoccupation was nurturing the bite wound he'd inflicted with kisses, as though by some magic power it would heal faster (fortunately, it wasn't deep and hadn't broken the skin, but the area was still red and angry for the pressure Tino's jaw had put on it.) "Anteeksi." he sighed against it. "I didn't even know I was doing it." More kisses to that spot as he felt his lover gently petting his hair.

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"Could you contain your lustful urges for 20 minutes?" Siguard deadpanned. "I know that you are a creature of lust Gilbert, but seriously, you are beginning to look like an addict. Good things come to those who wait patiently."

"... I'm patient." Mads interjected. It was surprising, while he was a completely impatient CHILD in most endeavors he had been rather patient with Siguard. The Norwegian was not fond of being touched. He was rather guarded and his personal space bubble was more than an arm's width all the way around his person. Mads had patiently taken the time to acclimate Siguard to his physical presence before having suggested they enter into a sexual relationship (despite how badly he'd wanted it for months!) So the Dane had little sympathy for the German. "It took me three months to get Siguard to sleep with me. You can wait 20 minutes for the trold and his wife to be done in the bathroom."

[darth_eduard]

"Ja....I guess I can try to wait." Gilbert grumbled, his accent far more noticeable due to his current state. "Doesn't mean I have to be happy about it though..."

Because of the completely backwards and chaotic way their relationship started, Gilbert had not had much in the way of experience in having to wait to be with Eduard in the more intimate sense. Sure, there had been that month between the party and the boat trip where he'd been confused and fawning over him in his own demented sort of way, but it wasn't like the other relationships around him in the way it had begun. He also didn't have to deal with somebody with as pronounced a need for personal space as his drinking buddy did. It didn't take long for Gilbert to discover that Eduard was secretly as bad as he was when it came to a drive for intimacy, except without the laundry list of experience and wreckage in his wake.

"Just trust in the Force, Gil. You've survived all morning without it which is actually quite the feat, so another 20 minutes or so won't kill you." Eduard assured his pasty white boyfriend with a kiss and a grin before trying his best vocal impression of Yoda. "Do or do not. There is no try."

[berwaldsverige]

"Askling, I love when you leave marks on me, I'm doing something right then." Berwald half purred half growled into Tino's neck, leaving quite a few marks of his own. Before he leaned back, his glasses cock-eyed on his nose and grinning at his love.

"You're so beautiful. I love you." Berwald sighed running fingers through Tino's hair to try and comb it back into some sense of order again.

Berwald was oblivious to anyone other than Tino at the moment of post-coitus bliss. And he really wouldn't have cared if there was a Prussian out in the cabin with balls turning as blue as Luke Skywalker's lightsaber.

[tino_suomi]

Tino released a contented sigh, and smiled as he fixed Berwald's glasses. "We need to get clean up." He stated jovially.

"Someone might have to pee." he chortled, dropping his head to Berwald's shoulder for one more deep breath of the Swede's smell before peeling himself away to turn on the sink tap and sponge bathe his giant with a moistened paper towel. "My favorite patient. I can prescribe you more TLC for being so well behaved." He purred, knowing their constant patient-nurse banters.

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Siguard parted his fingers down the middle. "Live long and prosper." He stated, making Mads release a choked snort.

"That was the single nerdiest thing I've ever heard you say!? You watch Star Trek?"

"No, not regularly. I watched an episode with Berwald and Tino... who talked and asked Berwald questions through the whole episode. I picked up on that at least."

[darth_eduard]

"You've sat around while I've been watching BattleStar Gallactica and Dr.Who before, Siguard. Don't try to make it seem like you haven't looked at the screen for more than a minute or two here and there." Eduard looked over at his Norwegian room mate with a look of 'you can't fool me'. Occasionally Tino, but mostly only Gilbert, would sit and watch his shows with him, but every so often he would catch Siguard looking over at the tv while studying at the kitchen island or something. His nerdiness seemed to be infecting everyone in the household.

"Don't knock the nerdy until you try it, Danskie. It's like those potato chips with that mustache guy on the front. Once you try it, you can't stop. We used to beat on people like that, now look what's going on..." Gilbert added his own two cents to the matter.

[berwaldsverige]

After a nice joint sponge bath for each other, a re-adjusting of clothing and no chance in HELL hiding flushed skin that was glowing with wonderful SEX AFTERGLOW, Berwald and Tino, hand in hand returned to their seats just as Luke "used the force" and sank his torpedoes into the Death Star.

He said not a word but did grin smugly to himself as he settled Tino into his lap for an after glow cuddle.

The Bathroom was now free.

He whispered into Tino's hair as they settled down to snuggle, he knew Tino would doze off eventually. "Thank you for loving me. I'm never letting you go."

[darth_eduard]

Gilbert's ears perked up the moment he heard the door open and no sooner had the grinning pair sat back down in their seats to continue the movie, the eager Prussian grabbed his boyfriend by the waist and hefted him over his shoulder. Eduard was so stunned by the sudden burst of movement that he barely had a chance to make more than a startled and very unmanly "meep" as his glasses clattered off of his face and onto the floor of the plane.

"Gotta go to the bathroom. Okay. Thanks. Bye!" Gilbert spewed in one nearly indecipherable string of words, laced heavily with lust-induced accent, as he took off towards the bathroom and all but crashed through the door with Eduard over his shoulder like a sexy evil genius sack of potatoes. There was nothing standing in the way now. Curse that evil Dane for spurring Edward into geek overload when he knew full well how much that turned him on......

When the door was finally shut, Eduard was set on his feet and he looked at the slightly blurry pale white shape of his boyfriend standing in front of him. "What the heck was that all about, Gil? You could have just taken me back here like a normal person would have instead of lugging me around like a madman on speed. I would have agreed to come with you, you know."

"Oh you'll come with me alright. Kesesesesesesese....."Gilbert chuckled and grinned evilly as his hands slowly found their way around Eduard's waist and his self control gave out. Before the no longer bespectacled blond got a chance to react, their lips were crashing together in an enthusiastic display of teenage lust.