Feb 05, 2005 23:02
Shambling, moaning, outstretched limbs, these are all signs of the
common zombie. Documented in many films and video games, the living
dead is a very rare occurrence. But we're not going to talk about the
characteristics of a zombie today, but a rarer subject: The creation of
a zombie.
Through countless hours of research (IE: Watching my brother's DVD
collection), I have noted three distinct categories of explanation for
zombification. They are as follows:
1) Summoning of the dead/Possession by evil
This is definitely a common explanation of zombies
from earlier zombie films. There are many ways the dead can be summoned
or possessed, and I've seen them all. Probably the most common way is
the evil book, which when translated and/or read aloud by idiotic
teenagers will summon evil demons into this plane of existence. This
evil will then possess still living or recently dead people, creating
zombies. The main difference between living and dead possession is the
speed of the zombie. Living people turned zombies usually end up being
much faster and nimble compared to their dead cousins.
Examples: "Evil Dead 1-3" "Plan 9 from Outer Space"
2) Virus/Mutation
More of a recent addition to the zombie films, this
explanation tries to rationally explain scientifically how the living
dead could actually be possible in real life. With the exception of a
couple brilliant films, the use of the virus explanation creates plot
holes too big to notice. For example, if a zombie-creating virus is an
air-born virus, why are the main characters not affected? And how is
the virus transmitted? If it's through bites or blood-transfer, why
does the virus not effect it's victim immediately? This explanation
does not automatically mean failure for a film's plot, however. There
have been a few exceptions.
Example (Good): "28 Days Later"
Example (Bad): "Resident Evil"
3) No explanation:
This is by far the most common, and well used
explanation of them all. While other zombie movies can bore the
audience by trying to give a rational explanation, these movies just
don't care. They know that the audience wants to see what happens when
that zombie gets a hold on that girl, and believe me, the audience
isn't disappointed. Some reviewers may find this explanation to be a
large flaw in a movie, which is only because they haven't realized that
zombies movies aren't about extremely rich back stories, and oscar
winning performances.
Examples: "Zombi 2" "Shaun of the Dead"
Of course these aren't the only explanations for zombies. There
are countless others, most of which fall into their own personal
category, such as Weird-Symbiotic-Parasite-Demon World-Things-That-Make-No-Sense (See "Alone in the Dark"). But no matter the explanation, as long as zombies keep appearing in today's cinema, I'll keep watching them.