He won.
His profile picture on Facebook is symbolic of our relationship. In this photo, he looks great. He's leaning on my shoulder with a plump cigar balanced in his big, beautiful teeth. This is one of the best photos of him I've ever seen.
I'm in the photo with him, sitting up tall while he is leaning into my shoulder and looking past me. I have a stupid smile. My head is at an awkward angle, giving me a double chin and a fat face. And because I am sitting up higher, I look bigger. And with my fat face, stupid smile, and he looking past me, I look like a fat fool.
I'm in the photo with him, sitting up tall while he is leaning into my shoulder and looking past me. I have a stupid smile. My head is at an awkward angle, giving me a double chin and a fat face. And because I am sitting up higher, I look bigger. And with my fat face, stupid smile, and he looking past me, I look like a fat fool.