[A particularly deep voice is just stammering.]

W-what... no--no way. What is this?

I'm dreaming, right? It's a dream. This is a bad dream.

Wake up, wake up! Come on!

[SMACK]

Ouch...

No... this can't... no!

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I picked the wrong day to go shopping. I picked the wrong day to go shopping.

Why.. why is there a huge hole in town? Am I being too optimistic to hope that someone's been trying to expand the well? Maybe there was a fluke in some excavating I didn't hear?

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