Stolen from tadeudz in an effort to not go completely crazy with boredom
I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 6 items.
You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?
1. Bakery: hedgehog or tiger loaf
2. Produce: cherry tomatoes
3. Meat: lamb chops
4. Frozen: ice cream
5. Dry goods: tea bags
6. Dairy: cheese - a really mature farmhouse cheddar, or wensleydale with cranberries
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day..
What 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. Aaaandreeeeew (*exasperated tone*)
2. Aaaandreeeeew (*buttering-up tone*)
3. Oh, Phaeeeedra... (see 1)
4. Good afternoon, Birmingham Research and Develpoment (I say that quite a lot)
5. Dumbass
What 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn’t get to do, you probably wouldn’t be in the best mood?
1. Sleeping
2. Drinking tea
3. Reading lj/facebook
Sweet, you just scored a whole day to yourself.
What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Sleeping
2. Drinking tea
3. Sleeping
4. Reading lj/facebook
5. Sleeping
We’re going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it’ll have to be a quick visit.
What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Giraffes
2. Bats
3. Birdies
You just scored tickets to the taping of any live show that comes on t.v. of your choice.
1. QI
You’re hungry for ice cream. I’ll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone:
1. Ben & Jerry's Phish Food
2. Tesco Tiramisu
3. Plain vanilla with maple syrup
Somebody stole your wallet.
In order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it.
1. Debit card
2. Credit cards, most with wrong name and none with any credit available...
3. Driving license
4. 3 years' worth of Goth Soc cards
5. The tag from a Hershey Kiss
If you could go back and talk to the old you when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Don't give up music A Level - Mrs Chubb knows fuck all about it.
2. Don't take that Roaccutane - it'll mess with your head.
3. Your brother doesn't mean to be so aggressive with you - he just hasn't been diagnosed yet.
4. Don't let Paul get so dependent on you, it'll only make it harder when you have to kick him out.
You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?
1. Bakery: hedgehog or tiger loaf
2. Produce: cherry tomatoes
3. Meat: lamb chops
4. Frozen: ice cream
5. Dry goods: tea bags
6. Dairy: cheese - a really mature farmhouse cheddar, or wensleydale with cranberries
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day..
What 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. Aaaandreeeeew (*exasperated tone*)
2. Aaaandreeeeew (*buttering-up tone*)
3. Oh, Phaeeeedra... (see 1)
4. Good afternoon, Birmingham Research and Develpoment (I say that quite a lot)
5. Dumbass
What 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn’t get to do, you probably wouldn’t be in the best mood?
1. Sleeping
2. Drinking tea
3. Reading lj/facebook
Sweet, you just scored a whole day to yourself.
What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Sleeping
2. Drinking tea
3. Sleeping
4. Reading lj/facebook
5. Sleeping
We’re going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it’ll have to be a quick visit.
What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Giraffes
2. Bats
3. Birdies
You just scored tickets to the taping of any live show that comes on t.v. of your choice.
1. QI
You’re hungry for ice cream. I’ll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone:
1. Ben & Jerry's Phish Food
2. Tesco Tiramisu
3. Plain vanilla with maple syrup
Somebody stole your wallet.
In order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it.
1. Debit card
2. Credit cards, most with wrong name and none with any credit available...
3. Driving license
4. 3 years' worth of Goth Soc cards
5. The tag from a Hershey Kiss
If you could go back and talk to the old you when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Don't give up music A Level - Mrs Chubb knows fuck all about it.
2. Don't take that Roaccutane - it'll mess with your head.
3. Your brother doesn't mean to be so aggressive with you - he just hasn't been diagnosed yet.
4. Don't let Paul get so dependent on you, it'll only make it harder when you have to kick him out.