My biochem professor is hilarious
In reading through my biochem notes I find little scribbles of funny quotes from the professor....
"The quizzes are not going to be hard. Basically, as long as you're not reading the book while your beer die opponents are chugging out after you plunk 'em, you should be fine."
"So, if you go to the hospital for methanol poisoning, there are two options: taking medicine, or for a quick fix they hand you a bottle of whiskey and get you shit-faced. At the most you'll wake up with the biggest hangover you've ever had, but at least you wont be blind."
"Well, I mean I could get the bird flu if I rubbed chickens all over me, but it's not transmissible person to person. I could french kiss everyone in this room and none of you would probably get it for me... (pauses)... I don't have bird flu, in case you all were wondering... (pauses again)... and I wont be french kissing any of you either, so don't worry."
Ohhh Kevin Rice....
"The quizzes are not going to be hard. Basically, as long as you're not reading the book while your beer die opponents are chugging out after you plunk 'em, you should be fine."
"So, if you go to the hospital for methanol poisoning, there are two options: taking medicine, or for a quick fix they hand you a bottle of whiskey and get you shit-faced. At the most you'll wake up with the biggest hangover you've ever had, but at least you wont be blind."
"Well, I mean I could get the bird flu if I rubbed chickens all over me, but it's not transmissible person to person. I could french kiss everyone in this room and none of you would probably get it for me... (pauses)... I don't have bird flu, in case you all were wondering... (pauses again)... and I wont be french kissing any of you either, so don't worry."
Ohhh Kevin Rice....