10 things I love about Faramir
1. He is the greatest guy in the entire universe!!
2. He lets me hug him
3. He lets me protect him
4. He lets me wear his sweater sometimes!!!!!!!!
5. His sweater
6. He sings songs to me
7. When I violently attack people who insult Faramir because I can do so many things to them! Such as:
Castration - more eunuchs for Middle Earth!!!! Evisceration - because entrails look better on the floor than inside bodies!!!! Decapitation - because then I can play football with their heads!!!! Flaying them alive - it's cool!!!! Impaled by sharp objects - you should see their eyes when I do this!!!! Spanish donkey 8. Faramir is awesome!!!!
9. He has a pink fuzzy guitar strap and it's so magnificent!!!
10. Because he loves ME!!!!!!!!
2. He lets me hug him
3. He lets me protect him
4. He lets me wear his sweater sometimes!!!!!!!!
5. His sweater
6. He sings songs to me
7. When I violently attack people who insult Faramir because I can do so many things to them! Such as:
9. He has a pink fuzzy guitar strap and it's so magnificent!!!
10. Because he loves ME!!!!!!!!