Exit forms
Mandos Release Form, Stage 1A
NAME: Beregond (of Gondor)
RESIDENCE: Formerly Minas Tirith but now anywhere Faramir is!!
MARITAL STATUS (check one):
[ ] single
[ ] married
[ ] imprisoned
[X] willingly enslaved
[ ] involved slut
[ ] "partnered," but employed by Disney and/or Southerners
CHILDREN? y/n
If YES, #: __1__
If YES, names and ages: ___Bergil, I think 18 or something____________________________________________________________________________
If YES, names of the children you actually want:__Eh? Bergil, he who has pretty eyes?__________________________________
REASON REQUESTING RESURRECTION:
[ ] war will be lost in absence
[ ] am famous Maia not finished conquering unspeakable evil
[ ] wife and 20 kids will starve, blah blah, or related excuse
[ ] too pretty to die
[ ] heirless/usurped royalty
[ ] revenge
[ ] I'm missing "Buffy."
[X] other (please describe): __To be with Faramir ALWAYS_____________________________________________________________________________________
BODY:
[X] human
[ ] elf
[ ] dwarf
[ ] halfling
[ ] non-humanoid (describe: __________________________)
[ ] Michael J. Fox
[ ] other: _______________________________________________________________________________________
NECESSARY REPAIRS OR ALTERATIONS:
[ie: removal of foreign object from eye socket, reconstruction of crushed face or skull, replacement of limb lost in death, removal of evil beeper or other telecommunications device given by Prince of Darkness]
I was eaten alive by a bear. May I please have my body back, intact? I am cute.
CAPITAL OF ASSYRIA: ___Calah_______________________
FAVORITE COLOR (check one): [X] blue [ ] yellow
AFFILIATION:
[X] good
[ ] evil
[ ] cult (which: ___________________________)
[ ] neutral chaotic
PETS (if any): None?
# OF TIMES PET(S) HAS TRIED TO MURDER FAMILY MEMBER, SPOUSE OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER/ DESTROY TOKYO/ EAT A WORLD LEADER/ START INTERNATIONAL CONFLICT/ OTHER ATROCITY/ACT OF MERCY: __N/A_
DESCRIBE: _____N/A__________________________________________________________________________________
NAME OF GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER'S PET POODLE: _____"Fucking Bitch"__________________
BRAND OF SAID POODLE'S FLEA COLLAR: ____Eukafleegone___________________
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Faramir, I am not insane!!! It's not my fault that people laugh at me and then I lunge at them and slash their faces open!! It's not!!!
NAME: Beregond (of Gondor)
RESIDENCE: Formerly Minas Tirith but now anywhere Faramir is!!
MARITAL STATUS (check one):
[ ] single
[ ] married
[ ] imprisoned
[X] willingly enslaved
[ ] involved slut
[ ] "partnered," but employed by Disney and/or Southerners
CHILDREN? y/n
If YES, #: __1__
If YES, names and ages: ___Bergil, I think 18 or something____________________________________________________________________________
If YES, names of the children you actually want:__Eh? Bergil, he who has pretty eyes?__________________________________
REASON REQUESTING RESURRECTION:
[ ] war will be lost in absence
[ ] am famous Maia not finished conquering unspeakable evil
[ ] wife and 20 kids will starve, blah blah, or related excuse
[ ] too pretty to die
[ ] heirless/usurped royalty
[ ] revenge
[ ] I'm missing "Buffy."
[X] other (please describe): __To be with Faramir ALWAYS_____________________________________________________________________________________
BODY:
[X] human
[ ] elf
[ ] dwarf
[ ] halfling
[ ] non-humanoid (describe: __________________________)
[ ] Michael J. Fox
[ ] other: _______________________________________________________________________________________
NECESSARY REPAIRS OR ALTERATIONS:
[ie: removal of foreign object from eye socket, reconstruction of crushed face or skull, replacement of limb lost in death, removal of evil beeper or other telecommunications device given by Prince of Darkness]
I was eaten alive by a bear. May I please have my body back, intact? I am cute.
CAPITAL OF ASSYRIA: ___Calah_______________________
FAVORITE COLOR (check one): [X] blue [ ] yellow
AFFILIATION:
[X] good
[ ] evil
[ ] cult (which: ___________________________)
[ ] neutral chaotic
PETS (if any): None?
# OF TIMES PET(S) HAS TRIED TO MURDER FAMILY MEMBER, SPOUSE OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER/ DESTROY TOKYO/ EAT A WORLD LEADER/ START INTERNATIONAL CONFLICT/ OTHER ATROCITY/ACT OF MERCY: __N/A_
DESCRIBE: _____N/A__________________________________________________________________________________
NAME OF GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER'S PET POODLE: _____"Fucking Bitch"__________________
BRAND OF SAID POODLE'S FLEA COLLAR: ____Eukafleegone___________________
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Faramir, I am not insane!!! It's not my fault that people laugh at me and then I lunge at them and slash their faces open!! It's not!!!