Awww I wanted a peanut
Today is my birthday, bitches!!
And there will be no more blaming it on teenage angst.
I saw my lawyer today. He basically said that I am going to be one lucky mother fucker..again..due to the fact that my arresting officer was a total dick and threatened me before he searched the car. Only, now I am $650 poorer because I paid my lawyer in advance. (Happy birthday, Amber!) But it was better I go ahead and give him the money before I spent it all on crack. (/sarcasm.)
I have a new neighbor whose name is Timmy. He has fluffy hair and a lip ring and he drives a vw. He just came over wearing purple parachute pants and we burned some toy policemen. Yesterday he came over wearing giant racecar slippers. I think Timmy is going to be my most special neighbor ever.
And there will be no more blaming it on teenage angst.
I saw my lawyer today. He basically said that I am going to be one lucky mother fucker..again..due to the fact that my arresting officer was a total dick and threatened me before he searched the car. Only, now I am $650 poorer because I paid my lawyer in advance. (Happy birthday, Amber!) But it was better I go ahead and give him the money before I spent it all on crack. (/sarcasm.)
I have a new neighbor whose name is Timmy. He has fluffy hair and a lip ring and he drives a vw. He just came over wearing purple parachute pants and we burned some toy policemen. Yesterday he came over wearing giant racecar slippers. I think Timmy is going to be my most special neighbor ever.