This blonde joke had me in hysterics.

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( Journal )

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog tells the weather.

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( Random quote from HBO's ROME )

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY WAS ON NUMBERS LAST NIGHT!!!!

This is absolutely wunnerful.
( Happy Holidays )

( Man Jokes )

( In honor of Ang Lee, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Heath Ledger. I did not think this up. )

Random funny stuff.
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( Memes )

"Hemingway has this classic moment in The Sun Also Rises when someone asks Mike Campbell how he went bankrupt. All he can say is, 'Gradually, then suddenly.' That’s how depression hits. You wake up one morning afraid that you’re going to live."
Elizabeth Wurtzel, played by Christina Ricci, in the film Prozac Nation.

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( Dear Santa )

( ATTACK OF THE HUNDRED-QUESTION SURVEY! )

A reminder: http://www.livejournal.com/users/hunted/555389.html?thread=3775357#t3775357
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( Written by Kids )