Whats In Your Paint Job?

May 07, 2008 18:32

I was on my way home from work today and I saw the stupidest looking car in my life. It was some Japanese car and it was painted to look like sheet metal all over. It had this HUGE logo that said like “Wicked Wraps.net”. The logo covered the whole side of the car and part of the roof.

Sorry, but having a radical paint job and a 3 and 3 quarter inch tail pipe on your car doesn’t make it a race car. It makes it a stupid car with a radical paint job and a 3 and 3 quarter inch tail pipe.

And as for the big website logo. Who would want to be a fucking living advertisement like that? It’s depressing. You don’t see me going around with a giant tattoo of my mom on my chest, with “TeresaStrang.com” across the top, saying “Hey yeah you think I’m pretty good looking? Well, if you want to have some pretty attractive kids fuck my mom, she’s good business”. It’s terrible.

I’m pretty sure you didn’t see Jesus Christ walking around with a huge banner saying “Christianity.org” trailing behind his donkey. “Yeah, if you want to get into to heaven, just sign up for my newsletter”.

“Humans” like that really do bring out the best in me, I’m completely cereal.
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