I'd like to take issue with your final entry, pee pants. Please tell me that happened on the subway/train/car back to your house and not on my couch.
Also...that is chump change. Double down bitch. Next time, you're laying down a $100 bet. It is your destiny. You've surpassed the $50 threshold, now, let's step it up a little...so long as Eric the Cooler isn't with us.
about those pee pantsbenhausNovember 10 2006, 17:34:46 UTC
while urinating at RIC i was in a rush to finish, so i zipped up a little too early without doing a proper shake-off release. by the time i realized my mistake, it was too late, a hot urine stream shot down my leg, reaching my ankle. not strong.
How about "We didn't even park here." Chocolate cake! "Am I to sophisticated for you?" earbleeding airline announcements lost baggage "this would never......oh."
This seems like you are speaking in code, or at least with very "insider" info. As in, if you aren't in on it, it won't make sense.
All I have to say is that I'm glad my name got morphed with eggs benedict instead of with morbidly obese women often use diapers during menstruation or attack your mom with semen!
It was AWESOME to see you guys (ALL OF YOU!) and hope I will see you soon! I'm glad you had a good birthday, BENNIE!
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but i think you hit all the major points.
it was fabulous indeed. but ben, we expected one sentence. you gave us many.
captain. jean-luc picard. of the u.s.s. enter-prise.
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Also...that is chump change. Double down bitch. Next time, you're laying down a $100 bet. It is your destiny. You've surpassed the $50 threshold, now, let's step it up a little...so long as Eric the Cooler isn't with us.
Good having you two up. Let's do it again.
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unfortunately.
How about
"We didn't even park here."
Chocolate cake!
"Am I to sophisticated for you?"
earbleeding airline announcements
lost baggage
"this would never......oh."
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All I have to say is that I'm glad my name got morphed with eggs benedict instead of with morbidly obese women often use diapers during menstruation or attack your mom with semen!
It was AWESOME to see you guys (ALL OF YOU!) and hope I will see you soon! I'm glad you had a good birthday, BENNIE!
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