wow.. best birthday present ever. thanks to everyone who made it special. and now here are a few fond memories of new york.
stop that little girl, she's a terrorist
ZOSA... with a "Z"
woman, i do not need your permission
get the jacket... a solid purchase
other music
friend house
founder of benihana
K-FED at webster hall
look at my mustache.. how ironic
37,000 runners and lance armstrong
eric "the cooler" collins
$369,000 - 1 bedroom condo in park slope
steam heat
meggs benedict
hamburger dipped in butter
directions from daffy duck
hubbell flood lights on the verrazano
hot dogs, coffee, cinnamon buns, bk lounge = fat fuck
morbidly obese women often use diapers during menstruation
head on -apply directly to the forehead
head on -apply directly to the forehead
head on -apply directly to the forehead
captain... jean-luc picard.. of the u.s.s. en-ter-prise where's the $15 table?
that's chump-change, double down
are you surprised at my tears, sir?
i'll take that in hundred's and twenty's, please
the Ford Taurus of Broken Dreams.
you sold the wedding ring??!
dirty jersey smells of diapers and old spice
we chose poorly. (bk lounge chicken sandmich)
brick city has no bathrooms
taxi?
zzzZZz
real butter
if the hayden sphere was the size of a rhino virus
i thought the dinosaurs were bigger?
l'assorice to riches
orchid puppies
attack your mom with semen!
music swap meet
pee pants
am i missing anything?