The 22 year old virgin

May 11, 2007 18:22

This blog started as a seed planted on tuesday...

Over coffee with a few friends of mine, sex was a topic that came up.
Adrian got some ass, and the girl he did it with was there too and it was one of these things that just had to come up in conversation.

This other guy there, Trent is like man-whore type sort of thing, he wants to cut his sex intake. Adrian brought up how he hadn't had sex for two years, and when he finally did it was like he was a born again virgin.

I timidly bring up this idea of "Born Again Virgin", basically everyone concurred that 2 Years without sex it all it needs.
SO.. in all of this conversation, im laughing but fuck i was crying on the inside... born again virgin... two years without sex...
That's me in a few months.

Tonight it googled it...
"Born Again Virgin"
I came up with a nifty article from urban dictionary... it goes:

1. Born Again Virgin ..>

More than a year between sexual relations, with anyone else.

Since his girlfriend left him a year ago, he has become a Born again virgin. Poor guy!

and im like "ONE YEAR???"

What is against me???

Seriously, TWO YEARS.. is that what time it'll be?
Shouldn't we ALL be freaking out, or am i the only one that will?
Why can't this not be happening?
WHAT's with my bloody questions?

The funny thing is....
I wasn't thinking about girls again until this popped up, NOW I AM...
But... i will admit, i am thinking very differently about girls

Call me old fashioned but all i think about when i think about girls now is being a "hopeless romantic" in the best fashion i know how.
Random Flowers, mainly just because, not because of any specific event. I loveth idea of sending flowers to someone just because.
Hugs.. that's a given
Time together.
Every other aspect of the relationships that don't involve sex...
I could list them all here but i fear i may ruin all of my cards too early by doing that.

I know i can do it now....
I just need a break now, all i need.. one little break....

im going to get it ... soon

22 year old virgin

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