Gayology 101

Jun 09, 2008 00:10

There are many different types of gay men, most of which you aren't even aware of.  Some of them are so out that they shit glitter and refer to Vogue as the bible. Other gay men are so under the radar that they might as well still be closeted. From the newly outed virgins that haven't quite figured themselves out yet, to the lipsynching queens that prefer sugar daddies over credit cards. The homosexual male comes in many different forms.

THE STEREOTYPE-- This gay man fits every stereotype. It's not usually because that's who he is, but he has conformed to the stereotypes given to homosexuals by society.

THE INTELLECT-- You will find this guy at coffee shops or book stores. He's the type of guy that is willing to try new things, but is often times only interested in other intellectual gay men. He can hold a good conversation and loves to interact with people.  He's often very intelligent.

THE STRAIGHT GAY-- You won't find this guy roaming around gay hot spots. He is all about being discreet and not meeting in public. Sometimes married or has a girlfriend, this guy is definitely not looking for a relationship. It's all about sex.

THE SELF-CENTERED DIVA-- This guy thinks he's the hottest thing since sliced bread. He will try to make it appear as though you are worthless to him, but only to make himself seem more worthy and attractive. This is the guy that will publicly humiliate you to make himself look better.

THE CREATIVE TYPE-- The creative gay man seems to be much less common than a few years ago. Much like the intellectual type, this guy can be found in coffee shops too. He is anything from a working actor, a model, a photographer, a painter, an interior decorator, or even a hair stylist.  He's very social, and very creative.

That's all I have for now, I'll be back with more later.

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-Bengee

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