"The man spilled his soda pop, but he wasn't upset,"

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It's like being addicted to heroin, only without the positive effects, like weight loss and unimagineable bliss.

( This was done at 4:30 a.m. )

I checked my RSS reader and under the BBC World Headlines was “Thailand and Australia eye trade.” In my drowsy stupor, I thought it was talking about the black market sale of eyes. Bastards were just leading me on ( Read more... )