Dear General Petraeous,

I would like to politely submit the following fact.

WHEN YOU SAY "DRAWBACK OF TROOPS" WE KNOW THAT THIS MEANS "TROOP WITHDRAWAL."

CHANGING THE WORDS TO SOMETHING THAT MEANS THE SAME THING?
IT'S NOT FUCKING FOOLING US, JACKASS.

Respectfully,

Love,

benjamin sTone

PS -- You want ketchup with your goddamned words?