I have too much hair. In 45 minutes, Mike "Captain Hairdo" Steen will fix this.

Photographic evidence follows.

EXHIBIT A: In which only a disgusting amount of product can keep my hair aloft:


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In lieu of actual content this morning, here's a really old photo I found online of some people who've just been fishing.

Guys with work/combat boot and/or sailor-top fetishes, get yourselves ready!


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I was a dead game show host for Halloween this year.

"On my way to work, I got hit by A FABULOUS NEW CAR!!!"
"Get stomach flu on a two week cruise DOWN THE RIVER STYX!!!"
"I accidentally went through DOOR NUMBER TWO!!!"

There were several people in the bookstacks that I scared the pee out of. Today was a good day.

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