Fascinating:

My earlier post about the submarine proves to be true, but the incident took place over a year ago.

Unrelated:

DINOSAUR AUCTIONS END IN TWO HOURS.

Also:

Ultimately, people, doesn't it just boil down to who wants a used condom--no matter how heavily treated-- in their hair?

b

Woke up after about 5 hours and my brain had decided that was enough, I guess.

So, three things:

A) I promise more writing (read: poetry, prose, et al) on here soon, and through Composite Molecules, but I've been wedding crazed,

B) They Monster'd Kiera Knightley's BREASTS!C) God, I love Dr. Stephen Hawking. Upon revising his thirty year-old ( Read more... )

“Erin Keown”
Should have beeen
“Erin McKeown”

benjamin
Trying to find border clipart

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“My apologies for not getting “Courthouse Ho’s” further along.”

Whoops. That should have been farther. The proper sentence would read:

“My apologies for not getting EVERY FUCKING THING I WRITE IN THIS THING ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY PERFECT! BACK OFF!”

Duly noted.

benjamin
Same as before, only with Bebel Giberto singing

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