I haven't posted in a long while, huh? Well, the house is taking work. The place I normally get my lawn mower worked on is closed until the first. Joy joy.

Last Sunday, we hosted darkvalor's birthday party. Much fun, lots of people in the pool. Got to use the new grill, which was kind of fun.

Then we got to run off to CT due to a death in btoblake's family ( Read more... )

House: Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.

Foreman: You're addicted to conflict.
House: [checks bottle of pills he's been popping] Did they change the name?

House: Be nice to Foreman, he's playing with one lobe tied behind his back.

House: You don't have cancer.
Cuddy: You don't have dwarfism.
House: You have no proof of that.

Teacher: "Yesterday afternoon Parker offered a cookie to Susie Lou Peebles if she would show him her vaginia."
Lynette: "... What kind of cookie?"
Teacher: "What does that matter?"
Lynette: "Oh, it doesn't. I'm just stalling because I am completely mortified."

"The Japanese don't have a close relationship with the word 'no'."
~~ Arthur Branch, "Law & Order"