Ode to my cars

[ben_krak]

Ben Krakowsky owns two cars
Neither car can drive too far
One car wont start at all
The other car often stalls
One car has a screwed transmission
The other car puts out bad emissions
One car has real lousy brakes
The other car stutters and shakes
Both cars leak a lot of oil
Both cars cause much pain and toil
Both cars contain a lot of mess
Both cars create a lot of stress
Both cars devour endless dough
Both my cars have got to go!