Feb 10, 2008 23:00
lovehate122994 (10:40:14 PM): blah
lovehate122994 (10:40:22 PM): i like cheerios
sbassman2000 (10:40:26 PM): asldjf;sldfjk
Auto Response from lovehate122994 (10:40:26 PM): showaa time call it -----> 369 9203
lovehate122994 (10:53:21 PM): There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"
The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."
The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?"
The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."
The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.
Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."
sbassman2000 (10:57:55 PM): wow
Auto Response from lovehate122994 (10:57:55 PM): Him that I love, I wish to be free -- even from me.-----> 369 9203
lovehate122994 (10:57:59 PM): wow what
sbassman2000 (10:58:22 PM): greart one
sbassman2000 (10:58:23 PM): i have one
sbassman2000 (10:58:37 PM): i was talking to my neighbor the other day and hes like yo why do u have a black eye
sbassman2000 (10:58:55 PM): i go oh i was at chruch the other day and there was a fat lady in front of me with a wedgie
sbassman2000 (10:59:02 PM): so i go hey that looks uncomfortable
sbassman2000 (10:59:11 PM): and pulled it out she turned around and punched me
sbassman2000 (10:59:24 PM): the next week i talk to my neighbor hes like same thing happen?
sbassman2000 (10:59:30 PM): i go no i was at church same lady
sbassman2000 (10:59:48 PM): and the guy next to me notices it pulls it out and i go hey pal she doesnt like that and pushed it back in