[Video that was supposed to be filtered to Soul but Eridan's an idiot]

[bemykismesis]

[The feed turns on to a very puffy-eyed Eridan.]

Soul...H-he broke up w-with me..

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[tranches]

Who?

By the looks of you, anyone would break up with you.

[imthebestatthis]

It's none a your business! I don't ewen know who you are!

[tranches]

Okay...geeze sorry faggot.

[imthebestatthis]

...you humans hawe w-weird insults.

[tranches]

I'm not a fucking human!

GOD DAMMIT! DO I HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE THIS?!!

[imthebestatthis]

Then w-what the hell are you and w-what the hell is a faggot?

[tranches]

Faggot is a homosexual person and I'm a fucking angel.

[imthebestatthis]

Homosexual?

[And then he stares at his gear and rereads that last part. Angel. Do you know what Eridan spent hours murdering a while ago? Angels.]

You're a angel?

[tranches]

Yeah why?

[imthebestatthis]

W-where are you right now?

[tranches]

I'm not going to fucking tell you.

[ To be honest she isn't quite sure where she is. ]

[imthebestatthis]

Okay. W-well w-when did you arriwe here in Johto? I can help you if you w-want. I'we been here since January.

[He's going to fucking kill you if 1. he found out what you looked like 2. you were in Goldenrod. For now he'll just. Flirt with you a little since that's all he knows how to do.]

[tranches]

[ Yeah that won't work for her. She doesn't flirt with ugly fuckers. ]

No help needed faggot.

[imthebestatthis]

[Oh rude]

W-whatewer you say but if you end up gettin' lost and hawe no idea w-what to do don't come cryin' to me.

[tranches]

Why would I come crying to you? I'm a fucking angel.

[imthebestatthis]

[and his eye twitches a little.]

Oh, right. I completely forgot. W-well I can't w-wait to meet you w-when you get up to Goldenrod.