[Video that was supposed to be filtered to Soul but Eridan's an idiot]

[bemykismesis]

[The feed turns on to a very puffy-eyed Eridan.]

Soul...H-he broke up w-with me..

Comments

[video]

[usedmiracles]

... Bro, you motherfuckin' okay?

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

He w-was just trollin' me the whole time, he didn't ewen like me.

[video]

[usedmiracles]

... Bro. That ain't... That ain't right at all. I don't get why a brother would up and do that to another motherfucker. I'm up in bein' real sorry this shit happened. If there's anythin' a brother can do to help, I'm here, brother.

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

Gam I...

I'm sorry I chose that douche ower you.

[video]

[usedmiracles]

Brother, your heart may not always be feelin' who the right person is and such, but you gotta follow it and stay motherfuckin' true. He done fooled you and your heart, ain't no fault of yours.

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

I'm so glad you're back Gam. You're one a my only real friends.

[which is sadly the truth.]

[video]

[usedmiracles]

Bro, I'm glad to all be and back. You're a good bro too.

[Which is sadly not the truth.]

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

[Eridan can pretend it's the truth.]

Thanks. And listen, if you ewer did w-want to get back together, I don't oppose at all.

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

Kar get the fuck out! This isn't any a your business w-whatsoewer!

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

Oh my cod seriously Kar, it's not like I'm gonna get together w-with him then take him out for murderin'! "Oh hey Gam, now that w-we're matesprits again, w-want to go out and kill everyone?" I'm not that stupid Kar!

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

I'm not a fuckin' w-worthless fishstick! And if he's happy, w-why do you ewen care?

[video]

[imthebestatthis]

You don't w-want him gettin' hurt? Really Kar? A few months ago, he w-was the one almost killin' me and you're scared a him gettin' hurt?