God, how did I miss that in sex ed? And obviously saltwater kills sperm. Man, thank goodness for nature stepping in like that when you just have to have some random sex.
Is there a secret level of hotness where STIs just can't survive?
When your steamy gaze can make his member quiver from across the room, those pesky STDs don't stand a chance!
And you are so right about the tattoos. It'd really save everyone a lot of time. Plus, Jensen gets a little freaked out when he wakes up to Jared re-inking the tattoo on his chest in permanent marker and then licking it. Like, that's got to be toxic, right? Both for his chest and for Jared's mouth, and since Jared likes to kiss him afterwards, he's getting double the dose of toxin. It's really not healthy.
Ahahaha clearly. I don't know why that particular fact got skipped in sex ed.
Oh, Jared. You have to watch him all the time because he never got over that two-year-old habit of putting anything and everything in his mouth, including Sharpie ink. So getting the tattoos for real is really a preventative measure. For safety, you know? At least that's when Jensen tells himself when he's laid back in a chair with a grizzled old dude jamming a needle into him while Jared holds his hand. Safety.
I believe the problem was that Jared and Jensen already have matching tattoos, but the writers couldn't work out a way to explain how having a unicorn on your butt was a protection against demon possession.
OMG I hope they get those matching tattoos TOMORROW. OH Js. That would be so very stinking hot. Maybe you should write a fic about it. :)
ALSO. Romance novels, oh how I love thee. But, see. I mostly read genre romance, like historical or vampires and stuff. And no condoms in historical romance. And vampires aren't normally worried about impregnating people. It's been a while since I read a normal modern romance, but I'm pretty sure there's a mix of the condom/no condom writers.
Seriously, they should. It would prove their dedication to the show (and each other). :D And I'm tempted! But that's nothing new.
Ha, I'm going to imagine that there are, like, factions of romance novel writers who are pro- or anti-condoms. And get into fights about it. I imagine them waving signs saying "No glove, no love!" and "Omission is sexy!"
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What is sexier than a condom? Not getting diseases for one.
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And yeah, condoms are a hell of a lot sexier than crabs, or something. *shudders*
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When your steamy gaze can make his member quiver from across the room, those pesky STDs don't stand a chance!
And you are so right about the tattoos. It'd really save everyone a lot of time. Plus, Jensen gets a little freaked out when he wakes up to Jared re-inking the tattoo on his chest in permanent marker and then licking it. Like, that's got to be toxic, right? Both for his chest and for Jared's mouth, and since Jared likes to kiss him afterwards, he's getting double the dose of toxin. It's really not healthy.
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Oh, Jared. You have to watch him all the time because he never got over that two-year-old habit of putting anything and everything in his mouth, including Sharpie ink. So getting the tattoos for real is really a preventative measure. For safety, you know? At least that's when Jensen tells himself when he's laid back in a chair with a grizzled old dude jamming a needle into him while Jared holds his hand. Safety.
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ALSO. Romance novels, oh how I love thee. But, see. I mostly read genre romance, like historical or vampires and stuff. And no condoms in historical romance. And vampires aren't normally worried about impregnating people. It's been a while since I read a normal modern romance, but I'm pretty sure there's a mix of the condom/no condom writers.
Also, if you want any suggestions.... :)
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Ha, I'm going to imagine that there are, like, factions of romance novel writers who are pro- or anti-condoms. And get into fights about it. I imagine them waving signs saying "No glove, no love!" and "Omission is sexy!"
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