nothing's as big as texas
So, I only have one thing to say about 3.12:
So, when are Jensen and Jared getting those matching tattoos? Because now every time Sam or Dean have to be shirtless (which, God willing, will be oftn) they'll need the tattoos. And really, they're nice guys. They wouldn't want to force the makeup artists to redo those over and over again, right? Clearly they just need to get the tats for real. It can be a sign of their great big gay brotherly love.
Also, randomly, I bought two romance novels at a library sale, just because they were fifty cents each and had the ludicrously awesome titles of As Big As Texas and Slippery When Wet, and I have to say, I was not impressed. As Big As Texas had barely any sex, and it was pretty disappointing when I figured out that it was big schoompy love that was actually supposed to be as big as Texas, not the other thing I was interested in. Slippery When Wet had a lot more sex, but even that got kind of boring. Like, when you write your character thinking, "I can't believe sex between us is still exciting, because we've had so much that you'd think it would be boring by now," then...yeah. I'm not really sold. Also, it featured some really awesome writing, like this line: "Hurry, go," he muttered, his cockhead trembling against her butt."
Also, I'm kind of new to the romance genre (well, the crappy section, at least), but is it normal for the characters to be having sex all over with no protection? I get that some authors don't want to write condoms or whatever into the sex scenes, but that's not what I'm talking about. The characters are, like, doing it in the ocean or in a rainstorm or on the lobby floor with people they've known less than a week. And yet, it's never a problem. Magic? Is there a secret level of hotness where STIs just can't survive?
So, when are Jensen and Jared getting those matching tattoos? Because now every time Sam or Dean have to be shirtless (which, God willing, will be oftn) they'll need the tattoos. And really, they're nice guys. They wouldn't want to force the makeup artists to redo those over and over again, right? Clearly they just need to get the tats for real. It can be a sign of their great big gay brotherly love.
Also, randomly, I bought two romance novels at a library sale, just because they were fifty cents each and had the ludicrously awesome titles of As Big As Texas and Slippery When Wet, and I have to say, I was not impressed. As Big As Texas had barely any sex, and it was pretty disappointing when I figured out that it was big schoompy love that was actually supposed to be as big as Texas, not the other thing I was interested in. Slippery When Wet had a lot more sex, but even that got kind of boring. Like, when you write your character thinking, "I can't believe sex between us is still exciting, because we've had so much that you'd think it would be boring by now," then...yeah. I'm not really sold. Also, it featured some really awesome writing, like this line: "Hurry, go," he muttered, his cockhead trembling against her butt."
Also, I'm kind of new to the romance genre (well, the crappy section, at least), but is it normal for the characters to be having sex all over with no protection? I get that some authors don't want to write condoms or whatever into the sex scenes, but that's not what I'm talking about. The characters are, like, doing it in the ocean or in a rainstorm or on the lobby floor with people they've known less than a week. And yet, it's never a problem. Magic? Is there a secret level of hotness where STIs just can't survive?