Never, Never, Never...

Sep 18, 2007 19:27

I learned something today that I will not soon forget ( Read more... )

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scarlettfan84 September 19 2007, 00:59:08 UTC
maybe you should wash your hands before and after you eat. :P

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jen92373 September 19 2007, 04:59:13 UTC
Actually, with the amount of capsaicin in those peppers it probably wouldn't have done any good. I know someone who once washed his hands thoroughly a couple of times after chopping peppers, then a few hours later scratched his eye. It wasn't pretty. Those spiky little molecules take a long time to go away. Wearing two gloves would have been smarter.

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scarlettfan84 September 19 2007, 19:17:03 UTC
good call.

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belushy September 19 2007, 22:53:40 UTC
Yah, I know the eye thing. I've done that too. Even a day later you can't get your fingers close to your eyes after Habaneras, but I never would have guessed that my penis would start on fire...

Now if you ever want to give Dan some hot sex, just chop up a pepper and then give him a hand job... I wonder what that would do to the inner wall of your vagina?

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*cringe* jen92373 September 20 2007, 03:16:23 UTC
Considering what it felt like when an ex went down on me with a Listerine strip in his mouth(he put it in after he got starting, thinking it would work like an altoid- not even close!) I don't even want to think about it. I ended up spread-eagle under the bath tub faucet for 20 minutes.

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Re: *cringe* belushy September 21 2007, 03:59:33 UTC
So, what does an altoid do?
... and what do you do with it, put it in your pussy?

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Re: *cringe* jen92373 September 22 2007, 04:50:36 UTC
You've never used mints?! Wow...In any case, you don't do anything with it yourself. Your siginificant other goes down on you with it in their mouth. The mints adds a kinda tingly sensation.

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Re: *cringe* belushy September 25 2007, 19:05:05 UTC
I have washed my dick with Listerine (out of the bottle) before sex. You could say that this is VERY REFRESHING!! I kind of like the hot burning feeling and it is nice to know that my cock has a fresh minty taste...

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